Questions And Answers On Funny Blog Sites

My monitor is acting funny; read details below?

SORRY MY MESSAGE IS SO LONG
Right. I have an ACER Aspire tt120e – 8830 A standard CRT 17 inch monitor, had for about 3 years.

I was looking for a host for my website so i tryed addyour. then i clicked on wordperfect (blog site) and my monitor started flickering for no perticular reason. So i came off (quite dumbfounded) and shut the pc down. i have a Firewall (Hardware and software) with AVG antivirus. I have windows updates on and i dont use the pc much. Tried google and it said to use the degauss feature. So i did and it worked for about 2 mins and then that annoying flickering started again. I think the monitor is going and i have moved all magnetic things away. Anyone? please?

A good Website of Blog Templates?

Hi
i am making a blog with blogger, but the tmplates included are very bored.

Please Where can i find a good site with funny Bolg Templates ?

Tneks

Creating a blog… Tips Appreciated..?

I’m a drunk.. well, probably an alcoholic.. I’m hoping that writing about all the horrible choices I’ve made, and my crazy past experiences will help me find some sort of direction and stability in my present day life.. and perhaps one day entertain the masses… Since I’ll be writing mostly about the past, I’m thinking of writing each post like a chapter in a book instead of a day-to-day blog?

anyway, which blog hosting site would you recommend, and why? and i know I need to purchase my own domain name, but finding the perfect domain name seems to be difficult because so many are taken.. any tips on coming up with a name that is unique, simple, catchy, and most importantly available? and also, who would you recommend buying the domain through?

everyone hopes their blog attracts tons of readers, so i will be optimistic that one day people will find my stories entertaining and informative.. so, what steps do i need to take when setting up the blog, like adsense, or having others able to subscribe to my blog (how?), or stat-tracker, or anything else? to make sure i do it right… and also to make sure my content isn’t stolen/plagiarized?

and would it be better to be funny or serious? I have a sense of humor, and I think readers prefer enlightened reading, but at the same time I don’t want to completely make a joke out of a pretty serious issue… how do i find happy medium, without sounding like i’m indifferent and can’t make up my mind..

And anything else you think would be prudent and useful…

I appreciate any and all answers…

And I answer many more questions than I ask; so, I do hope the favor can be returned despite the length, complexity, and multiple questions here…

(I know the grammar here is horrid… and Editing to perfection is important when trying to blog properly)

Thanks again.

I have a Korean student, is he funny for saying these or what?

He emailed me these:

1)
hi~ erin
i see the your e-mail and your blog site now~
i make the blog in flukiest site.
Korea is rainning cats and dogs rain now.
i like rain . hahaha~
em..
now time is 10:22 AM
after 38minutes call~

2)
erin~ very sorry!!!!
i am during in toilet when you call me!!! ?.?
sorry ..
tommorow call~
have a good day! smile day! happy day!!~

Roflmao! He really cracks me up!

What do you think of my weirdo student? ^__^
Edit: I’m not LAUGHING at my student to offend him– he’s just plain funny for emailing me stuff like that. I am his teacher to help him with grammar… AND IT WILL TAKE US A LONG TIME TO DO THAT. ^_^_^

funny jokes about getting results? or any site you know about them?:)?

i’m getting results of an important exam in 2 days so everyone is tensed and just to lighten around my blog, i’d like to post some jokes about getting result, not those thats all about passing, motivating, but funny ones
if you know any or any sites where i can get those, i’ll be really thankful!:)